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By popular request:

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Baseball's deadest unis...

Deadest is an actual word, right?

Zombie Apocalypse Night Jersey has been announced! Sponsored by LifeStream #soundthehorn @bensbiz pic.twitter.com/eM4YjA3B9T

— Inland Empire 66ers (@66ersBaseball) April 24, 2014

Baseball's dumbest unis...

Here are our #StarWars jerseys for 8/2. To paraphrase Crocodile Dundee... @RiverCats @DurhamBulls @TimberRattlers pic.twitter.com/JCSh1kBgeb

— Brooklyn Cyclones (@BKCyclones) April 24, 2014

Naturally, this sick burn followed:

Baseball's loudest unis...

We will wear these jerseys on May 16 thanks to @AVLRadiology Bid on one at the game to help fight breast cancer pic.twitter.com/LsUgUfHbZr

— Asheville Tourists (@GoTourists) April 23, 2014

Nick Young misses the cutoff man...

Fellow basketballer John Wall now has company:

Michael Pineda's next endorsement...

Anybody need any Pine-aida? pic.twitter.com/e0bt2SgMiO

— America's Pastime (@Lifeis_baseball) April 24, 2014

You can't spell 'Kluber' without K!

A selfie with @Bharper3407...

Sweet, huh?

Tabletop baseball is for the birds...

Or at least this one is:

Jim Thome cannot make a 60' 6" throw...

Jim Thome used to do this for a living.  But now, he has forgotten how to hit the cutoff man:



I guess this is why

What could possibly be colder than Buffalo?

Muni explains:



I love the fact that

He is risen!

Happy Easter!

Frenchy falls victim to an epic prank

Stay classy, Cubs fans...

Sweet threads, broskie. Ryne Sandberg would be proud. pic.twitter.com/RObJftKYk3

— Matt Sebek (@MattSebek) April 12, 2014

Be afraid of this MiLB mascot...

Be VERY afraid:

Have you met the @epchihuahuas new mascot, Chico? Here he is! http://t.co/Wp01jPcpsz pic.twitter.com/ptNL78ks8W

— MiLB Communications (@MiLB_PR) April 15, 2014

WIllie Robertson throws a knuckleball...

While researching Monday's post, I stumbled across this:

Happy Jackie Robinson Day 2014

Hear from the man himself:



"My faith in God sustained me in my fight."

What if batters swung at ceremonial first pitches?

In places like Japan and Korea, ceremonial first pitches actually feature a hitter from the opposing team standing in the batter's box.  Well, if that happened in the MLB, and those players were actually allowed to swing, it might look something like this:



The best one is

Remember the standings from a week ago?

Wasn't it awesome???

Further proof that Joey Votto is a head case...

Two hands, popcorn guy!

Review: Taco Bell breakfast

A war is raging . . .   and apparently it is a BREAKFAST WAR!  A war with salvos like this:



Well, this morning I had the opportunity to try Taco Bell's breakfast menu for the first time, when I "dined" there with my friend Elmo.  What follows is an unsolicited and uncompensated review of what I ate.

Upon entering, Elmo asked the cashier what she would recommend.  She said that she likes the Waffle Taco, but many others enjoy the Breakfast Tostadas.  With these suggestions in mind, I decided to order one of each, along with a hashed brown and a Dr Pepper.

My order looked like this:

PFBL Standings from Sunday last...

Let's take a moment to savor this one more time:

Happy Birthday to the PFBL's favorite Mom!

Hap

Stay classy, creepy unofficial Cubs mascot!

Is that you, Tolbert???

If you're going to pull this, at least you could have found an impersonator from the Yankees!

PFBL Standings 4/6/14

Get used to this!

The most exciting pierogi race ever...

has

What it's like to eat a D-Bat...

Adam Green from Arizona Sports 98.7 eats the Dbacks's 18 inch corn dog so you don't have to:



Am I the only one who

Cutch is a bagel bandit...

Scariest bobblehead ever?

I'm certain that this thing will eventually haunt my dreams:

The Max Scherzer Bobblehead at Comerica. #detail pic.twitter.com/nVpDmaRpB9

— Tom Leyden (@TomLeyden) March 31, 2014

Yes, the eyes are weird, but it isn't so much the different colors.  I'm actually fine with that.  The eyes are scary because of the divergence.  Beyond that, there's the freakishly misshapen jaw/cheeks/ears/neck/nose/mouth.

Is it possible for bobbleheads to be cute?

If so, this bobble might be the first:

How to fix the NPB posting system...

Actually, I don't have a clue about how to fix the NPB posting system, but I figure it just might start with this:

Hap

PFBL Standings 4/1/2014

No, this is not an April Fools prank.

Ugliest bobblehead ever?

I know of some (well, at least one) who would argue that ALL bobbleheads are ugly and creepy, but come on, this thing has to take the cake:

FIRST LOOK at the Jack Link's Sasquatch #bobblegnome. Get yours on June 8: http://t.co/eDVExSyzSm #CoorsFieldPromos pic.twitter.com/5vzS7m30gv

— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) March 26, 2014

To me, the worst part of that hideous statue is