None shall fly in the house of . . . @TheRealJGuts??

Gotta love the

Carl Lewis can pitch better than he can sing...

Here is how he pitches:



Not that good, huh?  Well, here is how he sings:

José is on fire!

So my man José Fernandez is starting tonight.  Here's what he did last time he took the bump:



Here's your

Sometimes minor league baseball is not the proper venue...

Say, for a marriage proposal:



What he should have done was

Kids, don't do steroids.

Suspensions aside, they won't help you open those tricky little water bottles...

What, no Fred McGriff?

Really faithful to the original, no?

If you haven't seen the original, here it is:

A different kind of baseball ace...

If you ask me

A ninja on the mound?

Well, sort of...



Yeah, Snake Eyes is cool, but my absolute favorite was always

Thank you @RockiesReview!

Guess what I received in the mail today this week...

That DVD was my prize from a recent contest held by Rockies Review, an excellent blog covering the Colorado Rockies.

If you're looking for a blog that actually has intelligent baseball analysis--as opposed to the asinine "content" of OSITF--then head over to Rockies Review and check it out.  Don't forget to follow @RockiesReview on Twitter as well.

Thanks David!
   

Being a big league pitcher requires focus...

Just ask Justin Masterson: