5 Bold Predictions for an Unlucky Year

For any of you that suffer from Triskaidekaphobia, it may ease your mind to catch a glimpse of what lies ahead for this year.

AL EAST

Tampa Bay Rays
Baltimore Orioles
Toronto Blue Jays
Boston Red Sox
New York Yankees

AL Central

Detroit Tigers
Kansas City Royals*
Chicago White Sox
Minnesota Twins
Cleveland Indians

AL West

Los Angeles Angels
Texas Rangers*
Oakland Athletics
Seatle Mariners
Houston Astros

NL East
Washington Nationals
Atlanta Braves*
Philadelphia Phillies
Miami Marlins
New York Mets

NL Central
St. Louis Cardinals
Pittsburgh Pirates
Cincinnati Reds
Milwaukee Brewers
Chicago Cubs

NL West
Arizona Diamondbacks
Los Angeles Dodgers*
San Francisco Giants
San Diego Padres
Colorado Rockies

Playoffs:
AL Wildcard: Texas over Kansas City 5-2
NL Wildcard: Braves over Dodgers 7-5

ALDS:
Rays over Rangers 3-0
Angels over Tigers 3-1

NLDS:
Braves over DBacks 3-1
Nats over Cards 3-2

ALCS:
Angels over Rays 4-2

NLCS:
Nats over Braves 4-1

WS:
Nats over Angels 4-2

AL Awards:
MVP - Mike Trout
Cy Young - Yu Darvish
ROY - Wil Myers
MGR - Joe Maddon

NL Awards: 
MVP - Justin Upton
Cy Young - Stephen Strasburg
ROY - Hyun-Jin Ryu
MGR - Kirk Gibson

If claiming that the Yankees will finish last in their division and the Royals will be a playoff team wasn't bold enough, heare are 5 bold predictions for an unlucky year.

5. The Toronto Blue Jays will test positive for PEDs and be suspended for 50 games. Yes, even R.A. Dickey will be indicted. 
4. The Cleveland Indians will trade Ubaldo Jimenez to the Colorado Rockies for Dexter Fowler, as the Rockies try to mashup the Blake Street Bombers with the 2007 National League champions.
3. The Colorado Rockies will pinch hit Dante Bichette in the bottom of the ninth with cheap tacos on the line. Dante will blast a home run, clinching tacos to the crowds applause. The Rockies will then lose 14-11 to no ones dismay.
2. Ryan Braun will be suspended 50 games after a positive test for PEDs, yet again for the first time. 
1. Bud Selig will announce his retirement, yet again, stating that he will be hanging them up after the 2014 season, and that he plans to leave Mark Attanasio in charge.

And if I'm as far off as I was last year, that means the Dodgers will end up defeating the Angels in the World Series.