Why did the moose cross the road?

To go fetch the HR ball.

Security must be getting pretty lax at Royals Stadium. Is that a moose antler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

My initial 2015 All-Star ballot

All-Star voting is live online.  My first ballot--which as always is comprised both of players I think are deserving and players I like--is as follows:

I wish that I could select other position players to be the DH.  If that were the case, my 3B in the AL would be Adrián Beltré and Mike Moustakas would be the DH.

Monday Minutiæ

No, no, the OTHER righty.



I know what you're wondering, but alas, much to Eric Hosmer's chagrin, the Royals did not win.

Saturday Shuuto

"Did you hear the THUD when he hit him?"