Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Plan B, C and D for @johnelway

Let's face it, Plan A has two playoff wins in three seasons and is regressing at a drastic rate.  As such, it would be unwise to go without a contingency plan...

Or three:

B) Draft Bryce Petty.
C) Trade for RGIII.
D) Sign Timothy Richard Tebow off the street.

Friday, November 7, 2014

Baseball Dream Theatre X

A visit to Livan Hernandez's mansion then leads (somehow) to a meeting of the world's best scientific minds, who have been tasked with solving the mystery of Hanjin, the baffling next step in human evolution.

Hanjin, a Korean-American youth, is stuck in what appears to be in a state of frozen timespace, eighteen inches above the concourse of AT&T Park, right behind home plate.  Nobody knows what is causing him to levitate off the ground.  Nobody knows why his arms are raised up or why his fists are emitting an unnatural white light.

Can this assembly of geniuses--and their unlikely addition--solve this mystery?  Or will they be overcome by the problems they face as their arrogant personalities collide?

Also, I think I might be reading too many X-Men comic books.

Monday, October 6, 2014

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Boom goes the playoff promo!

TBS recently put together this playoff promo (which of course is a parody of this famous video):

Friday, October 3, 2014

Why am I a Rockies fan? (repost)

Note: the following is a reproduction of my fan post that was featured on Purple Row.

Why am I a Rockies fan?  Lately, I have honestly been asking myself that question.

This should be a post about all the good Rockies memories I have.

This should be a post about when I attended the first Rockies game in Denver, when EY hit that leadoff home run.

This should be a post about when I attended the first game at Coors Field, when Bichette hit that walkoff home run.

This should be a post about when I attended the All Star festivities in 1998.

This should be a post about how I was in the Rockies Rookies Fan Club.  Or about how I have previously been a season ticket holder.  Or about how my family has a brick at Coors Field.  Or about the