Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Baseball's loudest unis...

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Jim Thome cannot make a 60' 6" throw...

Jim Thome used to do this for a living.  But now, he has forgotten how to hit the cutoff man:

I guess this is why

Friday, April 18, 2014

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Monday, April 14, 2014

What if batters swung at ceremonial first pitches?

In places like Japan and Korea, ceremonial first pitches actually feature a hitter from the opposing team standing in the batter's box.  Well, if that happened in the MLB, and those players were actually allowed to swing, it might look something like this:

The best one is

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Review: Taco Bell breakfast

A war is raging . . .   and apparently it is a BREAKFAST WAR!  A war with salvos like this:

Well, this morning I had the opportunity to try Taco Bell's breakfast menu for the first time, when I "dined" there with my friend Elmo.  What follows is an unsolicited and uncompensated review of what I ate.

Upon entering, Elmo asked the cashier what she would recommend.  She said that she likes the Waffle Taco, but many others enjoy the Breakfast Tostadas.  With these suggestions in mind, I decided to order one of each, along with a hashed brown and a Dr Pepper.

My order looked like this:

PFBL Standings from Sunday last...

Let's take a moment to savor this one more time:

Monday, April 7, 2014

Is that you, Tolbert???

If you're going to pull this, at least you could have found an impersonator from the Yankees!

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Scariest bobblehead ever?

I'm certain that this thing will eventually haunt my dreams:

Yes, the eyes are weird, but it isn't so much the different colors.  I'm actually fine with that.  The eyes are scary because of the divergence.  Beyond that, there's the freakishly misshapen jaw/cheeks/ears/neck/nose/mouth.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

How to fix the NPB posting system...

Actually, I don't have a clue about how to fix the NPB posting system, but I figure it just might start with this:


PFBL Standings 4/1/2014

No, this is not an April Fools prank.

Ugliest bobblehead ever?

I know of some (well, at least one) who would argue that ALL bobbleheads are ugly and creepy, but come on, this thing has to take the cake:

To me, the worst part of that hideous statue is