Thursday, December 26, 2013

Monday, December 23, 2013

Congratulations @jaycpercell, 2013 PFFL Champions!

It was a close one, but Jay takes home the hardware.

A Very DERP-y Christmas To All!

Jeff Karstens is a pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates.  One time I pulled two of his baseball cards from a single pack.  He . . . has an interesting face, which I'm assuming prompted the internet to create this:

Friday, December 20, 2013

PFFL 2013 Consolation Games

Pioneer Skies has already "won" fifth place, and Bizzaro Chiefs has clenched a sixth place finish.  The other PFFL consolation games are as follows:

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

PFFL Week 15 Scoreboard

Ricky Natty Dread and the 5th seed 3 & Out advance to the championship round.

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Guts climbs a wall...

The Great Wall, that is:

Watch out Guts, the Great Wall has

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Friday, November 29, 2013

Christmas season is here...

What better way to celebrate than a song from the creepy New York Mets?

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Give thanks to God!

Today is Thanksgiving, a day when people are supposed to pause and remember everything for which they are thankful.  In any typical conversation, thankfulness is expressed by saying "thank you" to whichever person you are grateful.  Thanksgiving should be no different.  We shouldn't just make broad, nebulous statements of gratefulness without attributing those thanks to someone.

Specifically, we need to give thanks to God.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

PFFL Standings - Week 12

Only two playoff spots remain.  If the season were over today, those spots would go to

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

You know Twitter has gone too far when...

You know Twitter has gone too far when such things like Social Media Awards exist:

Friday, November 22, 2013

Happy NO PLAN B-Day!

Get it?

I hope you enjoy the birthday gift I got for you this year.  You know, when

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Monday, November 4, 2013

What about a fantasy pitching staff?

Sadly, José Fernandez isn't in MLB 12 The Show.  I suppose I could create him though...

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Friday, November 1, 2013

With the offseason here, let's check in on Puig...

How many innings pitched does he need to be RP eligible in the PFBL?

Lovely backdrop for all those pictures.

I don't know about you, but

Monday, October 28, 2013

Here's to you, Tim McCarver...

Love him or hate him, his Memphis twang has called a lot of historic moments:

"What about what?"

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Friday, October 18, 2013

Saturday, October 12, 2013

1968, 2006, and hopefully 2013...

Thursday night, the Tiggers clenched a spot in the ALCS, thanks largely due to this guy:

Verlander was so dominating that his name was added to the A's Wikipedia page:

Friday, October 11, 2013

Here's hoping that history repeats itself!

The Cardinals and the Yoyers are in the NLCS this year.  Stop me if you've heard this before...

Here's hoping that history repeats itself!

Friday, October 4, 2013

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Postseason.TV is fully operational!


Go Rays!

PFBL 2013 "Final" Standings

The 2013 season saw a wild finish, both in the MLB and the PFBL.  Congrats again to the Cakes!

Here is what Yahoo claims to be the final standings:

The only problem with these standings is that they are final as of 9/30/13 at 2:19am.  The last MLB regular season game of 2013 took place some sixteen hours after that.  Stats from that game are not counted due to an arcane Yahoo rule:

Monday, September 30, 2013

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Old Polls IV

Should baseball be an event in the Summer Olympics?

A walk is as good as a hit...

In this at bat, my cuñado Isaac drew a walk and the runner on third scored on a passed ball four!

PFBL Standings 9/28/13

The Cakes had a huge day yesterday.  With only two days left in the season, there isn't much time for other teams to make a run at a lead like that...

POLL: Who should be the next MLB Commissioner?

DING DONG!  The Used Car Salesman's days are numbered!  Now the million dollar question is...

Who should be the next MLB commissioner?

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Drop Dead Date DL Dilemma

Chili Cheese Sabathia hit the DL today.  Unfortunately, I cannot pick up a replacement player, as the PFBL transaction freeze went into effect on Sunday.  The Drop Dead Date can be a harsh mistress. 

Still, this is better than having somebody stream pitchers like crazy all year long.

And, on the bright side, the Yankees were eliminated from Playoff contention today!

Hey Prince, that's nacho cheese!


Thursday, September 19, 2013

GIF Of The Year 2013.

...or at least the top four candidates.

All GIFs ripped shamelessly from Baseball Nation.  Here is the original:

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Ryan Wheeler: Renaissance Man

This is Ryan Wheeler:

But what most people don't know is that he can also do this:

Friday, September 13, 2013

Nobody has more swagger than José Fernandez...

He better win the NL ROY!  When is the deadline for 2014 keeper selections?

The best part is actually

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Pioneer Skies PFFL Draft Report Card


Draft Results
Powered by Automated Insights Despite a Formidable Set of WRs, Pioneer Skies Lands Closer to the Bottom Than the Top
Draft Grade: B

Pioneer Skies couldn't weave their second overall selection into fantasy gold. They're projected to end up sixth in The League with a mark of 5-8-0 (1,491 points). With their first five picks, Pioneer Skies focused on balance, selecting QB Cam Newton (39th overall), RBs Marshawn Lynch (2nd) and Steven Jackson (19th), and WRs Julio Jones (22nd) and Dez Bryant (42nd). They landed the best tandem of WRs in the league, as they added Jones and Bryant.

Keeper Analysis
Pioneer Skies used their only keeper position to hold on to Dez Bryant (14.1 ADP). From an ADP perspective, he is less valuable than a first-round draft pick.

The Season Ahead
With the most players (4) and most projected fantasy points on bye, Week 9 might require some waiver-wire magic from the coach of Pioneer Skies. They have one of the easiest slates in The League when factoring in opponents' projected points. In addition to having the second-easiest overall schedule, Pioneer Skies has the easiest first four games of the season. An especially easy stretch appears to start in Week 1, during which Pioneer Skies plays projected bottom-tier teams for two consecutive games.

Draft Notes
Sturdiest Slot: On a team with five better-than-average positions, RB is the best player grouping on Pioneer Skies (21.4% above the league average for that group).
It's How You Finish: Pioneer Skies had a strong finish, accumulating the most projected points in the league over the second half of the draft.
QB Controversy?: The coach of Pioneer Skies might need to flip a coin. Their top-drafted QB (Cam Newton) and second-drafted QB (Matthew Stafford) have very similar seasonal point projections.
Risk Hater: Actuaries love the drafting style of Pioneer Skies. They minimized risk by selecting six consistent players among their 16 picks.
Super Sleeper: With the hope of a breakout performance, Pioneer Skies grabbed DeAndre Hopkins with pick No. 139.
Well-Balanced: While the bottom half of the Pioneer Skies roster is one of the strongest in the league (ranked No. 1), the top of the roster is among the weakest (ranked No. 8).
Toyota Top Picks
Marshawn Lynch
1st Round (2nd Pick)
Feed the Beast: Marshawn Lynch figures to get the ball early and often, projected to finish ninth in the league with 320 touches.

Steven Jackson
2nd Round (19th Pick)
Traditionalist: Pioneer Skies stuck to the tried-and-true fantasy strategy of choosing RB-RB to start the draft, nabbing Marshawn Lynch and Steven Jackson right off the bat.

Julio Jones
3rd Round (22nd Pick)
PPR Powerhouse: Julio Jones will bring extra value if The has a PPR format, as he's projected to rank 10th in the NFL with 90 receptions.

Cam Newton
4th Round (39th Pick)
Dual-Threat Dynamo: Cam Newton can deliver wins with his arm and his legs. With 633 projected rushing yards, he ranks third among QBs in that category.

Dez Bryant
5th Round (42nd Pick)
The Heist Is On: The other league managers passed over a diamond in the rough. According to ADP, Pioneer Skies got a steal in snatching Dez Bryant in the fifth round (42nd overall pick vs. ADP of 14.1).

Calling an Audible
K, the only below-average position on Pioneer Skies, is projected to be 2.5% worse than the league average at that spot.

The following undrafted players may be worth considering:

Josh Brown
Rank: 246 ADP: 106.86   
David Akers
Rank: 250 ADP: 110.15   
Dan Bailey
Rank: 254 ADP: 133.44   
Mike Nugent
Rank: 256 ADP: 143.31

How We Grade
Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."

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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

There's always a sequel...

I'm sure you all remember that time that John Hirschbeck went all Enrico Pallazzo...

Well for Lt. Frank Drebin, it was Naked Gun 2 1/2. For John Hirschbeck, it was trying to pick a fight with Yasiel Puig on Monday night. Naturally there are those in the media who will not watch the video, but will write stories about Puig needing an attitude adjustment. However, it's fairly clear that Major League Baseball needs to do something about the umpires.

Have we learned nothing from Todd?

Look, I know that Wade Miley isn't arb eligible until 2015, but lotto tickets?  Really???

I mean

Friday, August 16, 2013

This Week in Bats...

Not Joey Bats.  I mean actual bats, the flying rodent type.  On Sunday, there was one at the K:

Then on Wednesday, the Braves had a similar visitor:

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Cuddy has quick hands...

And I'm not just talking about his bat speed:

Monday, August 12, 2013

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Carl Lewis can pitch better than he can sing...

Here is how he pitches:

Not that good, huh?  Well, here is how he sings:

José is on fire!

So my man José Fernandez is starting tonight.  Here's what he did last time he took the bump:

Here's your

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Kids, don't do steroids.

Suspensions aside, they won't help you open those tricky little water bottles...

Monday, August 5, 2013

Saturday, August 3, 2013

A ninja on the mound?

Well, sort of...

Yeah, Snake Eyes is cool, but my absolute favorite was always

Friday, August 2, 2013

Thank you @RockiesReview!

Guess what I received in the mail today this week...

That DVD was my prize from a recent contest held by Rockies Review, an excellent blog covering the Colorado Rockies.

If you're looking for a blog that actually has intelligent baseball analysis--as opposed to the asinine "content" of OSITF--then head over to Rockies Review and check it out.  Don't forget to follow @RockiesReview on Twitter as well.

Thanks David!

Wednesday, July 31, 2013