Sunday, April 5, 2015

5 Bold Predictions that will reduce Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise to a pile of ruble

This is the season that we've been awaiting for more than 25 years, ever since Back to the Future 2 predicted the outcome of the World Series. SPOILER ALERT! I'm hear to tell you they got it wrong. You can throw out they Gray's Sports Alamanc in favor of what's below, my annual predictions.




Much to the chagrin of all the Cubs fans who have held on to 2015 as their year. The Miami Marlins will defeat the Chicago Cubs in the NL Wild Card. Here's how it will all unfold:

AL EAST                 W L
Baltimore Orioles 90 72
Boston Red Sox         88 74
New York Yankees 81 81
Toronto Blue Jays 78 84
Tampa Bay Rays         75 87

AL Central  
Detroit Tigers         91 71
Kansas City Royals 86 76
Chicago White Sox 78 84
Minnesota Twins         74 88
Cleveland Indians 68 94

AL West  
Los Angeles Angels 96 66
Houston Astros         88 74
Seatle Mariners         84 78
Oakland Athletics 78 84
Texas Rangers         70 92


NL East                 W L
Washington Nationals 90 72
Miami Marlins         89 73
Atlanta Braves         77 85
New York Mets         73 89
Philadelphia Phillies 65 97

NL Central  
St. Louis Cardinals 91 71
Chicago Cubs         88 74
Pittsburgh Pirates 86 76
Milwaukee Brewers 78 84
Cincinnati Reds         69 93

NL West  
Los Angeles Dodgers 95 67
San Francisco Giants 86 76
Colorado Rockies 81 81
San Diego Padres 78 84
Arizona Diamondbacks 59 103

NL WC: Miami 5 - ChC 3
AL WC: Boston 5 - Houston 3

NLDS: LAD 3 - Mia 2; STL 3 - Was 1;
ALDS: BAL 3 - Bos 1; LAA 3 - Det 2;

NLCS: STL 4 - LAD 2;
ALCS: BAL 4 - LAA 2;

WS: STL 4 - BAL 2;

AL MVP
Mike Trout
AL Cy Young
Felix Hernandez
AL ROY
Miguel Sano
AL MGR
John Farrell

NL MVP
Yasiel Puig
NL Cy Young
Stephen Strasburg
NL ROY
Kris Bryant
NL MGR
Joe Maddon

5 Bold Predictions
5. Back to the Future got it wrong. Miami defeats the Cubbies in the postseason.
4. Rob Manfred reinstates Pete Rose.
3. Rob Manfred bans Alex Rodriguez from baseball for life.
2. Major League Baseball requires international born players to be included in the annual amateur draft, including Cuban born players.
1. The blockbuster movie The Legend of Puig's released date is announced days after he is crowned the NL MVP.


 

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