If it doesn't have an exploding bird, I don't want it.

This is actually something people can purchase:

“The Big Unit” unveiled by Randy Johnson - Limited Edition @RJ51Photos pic.twitter.com/4QbFtL1T

— Ulysse Nardin (@ulysse_nardin) November28, 2012

If you want to see a boring video of Randy Johnson talking about the watch, there's one on youtube.  But If you're like me, you'd rather watch this:



NO WAIT!  That wasn't it.

Let's try that again...



Ah yes, that's the one.