Aside from Giancarlo Stanton, the Feesh have one thing going for them, 20 year old Cuban RHP José Fernandez:
You heard that correctly, his breaking ball has a nickname:
Not bad for a kid that skipped Double-A and Triple-A entirely, eh? What is his third pitch, you ask? It's a changeup, and it is good.
I'm freakin pumped for Jose Fernandez today! Great kid and a bulldog! Nicknamed his curveball the defector!!— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) April 7, 2013
So there you go, Marlins fans (all 15 of you). You can enjoy watching that kid dominate for years to come--or at least until Loria trades him for unnecessary salary relief.
I wonder if Fernandez is owned in the PFBL . . .