Opening Day Ticket Pre-Sale Futility

STEP 1:
Select desired price level (hint: there is only one affordable option) and enter
the previously emailed secret ticket code™©®.

STEP 2:
Decipher the reCAPTCHA™©® puzzle in order to help digitize books written before the
computer age (hint: "ol" and "d" are identical) (bonus hint: "rn" and "m" are also identical).

STEP 3:
Wait patiently while the spinning gray dots hypnotize you.

STEP 4:
Embrace utter failure, regardless if you are attempting the 10:00 pre-purchase at 9:58, 9:59, 10:00, 10:01 or any other time.

STEP 5:
Repeat steps 1 through 4 until nauseous.

STEP 6:
Resign to the cruel reality that you will not be attending Opening Day this year.

STEP 7:
Receive new email containing new secret email code™©®, repeat steps 1 through 5 tomorrow.