Ballpark food in Arlington is starting to get scary...

Something like this seems fine enough:

Texas Rangers selling Hungarian bacon dipped in maple syrup on a stick for $7 (via @aandro) pic.twitter.com/TxgLFyNIm2

— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) March 26, 2014

Who wouldn't like bacon on a stick?  Heck, at Rockies games, spectators can buy chocolate dipped bacon at the Famous Dave's stand.

But, the Rangers have gone too far and invented things like this:

A pizza burger? Yep. With Nolan Ryan Beef. $14.59, but only at Capt Morgan Club. #rangers pic.twitter.com/p9Ibp3uKc1

— Richard Durrett (@espn_durrett) March 26, 2014

Does that thing look gross or what?  Yes, I would probably eat one, but that is beside the point.

And lastly, we have this:

Here's The Choomongous, a 24-inch Asian beef sandwich with spicy slaw on a bun. Cost $26. #rangers pic.twitter.com/ZBGjY9NLJx

— Richard Durrett (@espn_durrett) March 26, 2014

I'm not certain what that is supposed to be, other than something that can be called a Choomongous.  They must have come up with the name first, then just threw together whatever surplus food was on hand, and taa daa The Choomongous is born.

Like I said, their overpriced food gimmicks are starting to get scary.