Great moments in one-upmanship...

Sky Sox home games at Security Service Field feature a wide variety of concession options, my favorite of which is fifty cent hot dogs on Sunday.  My second favorite (or at least top five) would be the footlong corn dogs they sell.  I mean come on, where else can you buy a footlong corn dog???

Well, ChaseOne BallField has finally outdone SSF with this behemoth:

FIRST LOOK: @dbacks new D-bat Dog (18 inch corn dog stuffed w/cheese & bacon w/side of fries ($25) pic.twitter.com/FmkmyreMTA

— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) March 17, 2014

Normally in a situation like this, I would say that I'll take eight (quoting Doctor Zoidberg), but in this case, that would cost TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!