Monday, March 5, 2012

Monday Minutiæ

The Miami Marlins have installed fish tanks behind home plate. This sounds like a permanent gimmick to boost attendance--they will always have PETA lining up at the park!
Actually, this gives me an idea...

The Rockies should install mountain lions in the wilderness area connected to the away bullpen: 

The September 25-27 series might be a good date to roll out this new ballpark feature. I can almost see it now...

1 comment:

  1. Now when the Marlins tank, they have a tank to tank in!