|There are so many things wrong with this.|
The evil four-letter network recently ranked all 30 MLB unis in a typical arbitrary ESPN style. The rankings were "based primarily on the standard home uniform," except that alternate unis could propel a team into the top 5 or drive them to dead last. To the surprise of nobody, the article has drawn criticism. Uniform rankings will always be critiqued, since beauty, among other things, is in the eye of the beholder. So rather than just rail against the ESPN rankings (even though railing against ESPN is always a good thing), I decided to throw together my own MLB jersy rankings.